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Name: Gary Country: United States State: California Birthday: 10/24/1982 Gender: Male
Interests: Staring at my wall, watching chick flicks
Expertise: Making gross concoctions for dinner, getting multiple shirt tans, spoiling surprises
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Member Since:
9/10/2003
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| Today I took the fish out from the freezer that I caught the other day. Johnny had some guests over so I decided to cook. I thawed the fish and began to clean it when I noticed that something was moving inside! I was very concerned so I immediately opened the fish and what would you know….that fat worm was STILL ALIVE! He had a few holes in him and was a little cold, but other than that he looked just as healthy and plump as ever. Quickly I picked him up and put him in warm water. After he stopped shivering, he realized who I was, and he refused to speak to me. I kept apologizing but he kept giving me the cold shoulder. I told him I was sorry but I guess sometimes sorry doesn’t cut it. I had hurt his feelings and there wasn’ t much I could do. Then I whispered to him “now a worm as healthy as you could probably catch me another fish…………an even bigger fish…..” WOW what a change in attitude, immediately he became really really nice. You wouldn’t believe it but me and him got to talk a lot tonight. Johnny took his friend out and they went to do their thing so it was only me and Bebo. I named him bebo after a buddy of mine. So me and Bebo chatted the night away and joked and laughed until our sides hurt. People walking by the apartment probably thought it was weird seeing me talking to a fat worm, but I didn’t care! Bebo was my friend now and it was my pleasure to be in the presence of his company! =)
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| friday: went home to San Diego
saturday: met with some church friends from home, i also watched Once Upon A Time in Mexico
sunday: i went to CBC in the morning, then went to a violin recital with my godsiblings and sally. Then i went to the flood service. then i ate boba
monday: i ran errand during the day. then i came back to los angeles
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oh yes i forgot
i went fishing at a pond on saturday. first i went to find bait. so i dug and dug until i found earthworms. as i started collecting them, i heard a voice suddenly saying, "dont take me dont take me." i look down and i see a really really fat earthworm speaking to me. i picked him up and he started crying. that kind of freaked me out so i threw him in the pail. the whole time he was whining and complainnig "its dark in here, it smells funny, the other worms are slimy...etc etc etc" he got really annoying. so i got to my fishing spot eventually. and i figured, why not start with the loud mouth. so i picked him up again and proceeded to hook him, when he starts his sad sad story. he tells me "please wait, u must hear my story...... u see ive lost all my brothers and sisters to tragedy, and i am the last one in my family to make it. my mother was eaten by a bird and my father died because he was so sad. i have been on my own for a few months now determined to make my family proud. I wanted to start my own worm colony in the name of my family, and when u picked me up, i had finally set up my home. YOU MUST RETURN ME SO I MAY MAKE MY FAMILY PROUD PLEASE!!!" i was suddenly very touched. i looked him in the eye, so teary, so hopeful...and I HOOKED THAT WORM LIKE NO TOMORROW!!!! I CAUGHT ME THE BIGGEST FISH EVER CUZ THAT WORM WAS JUST SO NICE AND PLUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
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Today I strolled through a garden and I was captivated by a small tulip and had to write a poem:
Ode to a flower....
...just kidding, that's too fruity for even me. Anyway, I just wanna take this time to apologize to a friend for recommending "Open Range" to watch.
This morning I woke up. I took a shower. Bumped my head on the hot water handle yet again, so i turned it and it shut off causing only cold water to come out. So that shocked me. Then I got dressed, drove to work, drank hot chocolate, worked some more. Oh yeah, and me and this other intern wasted time making paper clip models. That was the highlight of my day. Then I went to lunch, went back to work. Then after work, i drove home, started reading, took some notes....and then here I am!
I watched this video clip of a narcoleptic dog. Its so funny, it just plops over at random times while it's running around all hyper.
Oh crap! I forgot to go running today. Oh well, no matter because I need to study anyway. I think I just bored the heck out of anyone who is readingn this. Good, mission accomplished. | | |
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